my friend: mom do you smell anything?
her mom: nope
my friend: then start cooking
my friend: mom do you smell anything?
her mom: nope
my friend: then start cooking
You’re putting way too much faith on me. If you slip we’re both screwed and that’s not how I wanna die.
period: *stops*
me: finally
me: *wears pretty undies again*
period: biTCH YOU THOUGHT😂😂😂
i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
:) (thats me screamin w my mouth closed)
Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)